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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Acronyms & Alienation: NEFOC

So acronyms are taking over the world, eh? They are a handy way of saving time by reducing the effort of communication, eh? Well what about www then? It takes longer to say than World Wide Web.

No, they're handy to type when you know that the intended recipient understands what you mean but, in conversation, acronyms are a pernicious influence whose primary function is to alienate those other than the cognoscenti.

NEW ETYMOLOGY FOR OLD CONCEPTS
When i hear people rattling them off, in that smug way that springs from having their insecurities massaged by a spurious inclusivity (yaknow: Nimby this, Dink that, LOL, oh aye i'm just as guilty!), it just depresses me. I mean it's not like we don't already have a word for Nimby: it's arsehole. Some are quite funny though, eh? I particularly liked Lombard (Loads Of Money But A Right Dick) & this prompted me to wonder if DLA's shouldn't wade into the fray with a NEFOC of our own: agronyms.
So how about this for an epitaph:

Went Around Neighbourhood Keeping Everything Right
or:
Clearly Undervalued New Thoughts.

Post your own suggestions in the comments.

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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

THE CONTINUED BUILDING OF AN EMPIRE

ONE DAY
WE WILL
RULE
DA

WORLD

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FUCKING MICRODOT
KILL DE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT

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FUCK DE UNIVERSE

I GOT ONE TOO
MAN


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Ascending from the Abyss to the Heights of Depravity

So a friend emailed me saying that, on a blog I had been commenting on, somebody had suggested that since I had to be away for a while, I had been forcibly carted off! Oh no, my friends, when it comes to evading the forces of Law, Order, Common Decency, Psychiatry et al. I am a past master. No, I merely had to allow some time for more red blood cells to grow in my alcohol & drug system and that mission successfully completed, I'm back with that much more spleen to vent.

Apparently, much of his flaming & my righteous(LOL) defence were deleted from the thread, but since my antagonist was clearly a supporter of war-mongering & also a moron to boot (and I mean this last quite literally), I frankly can't be arsed to investigate. Besides, after a 2 week Chlordiazepoxide fuelled detox, it's not like I can actually remember much of the argument now anyway!

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