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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

The Devil's Kitchen: Bloody Devil Awards

DLA gets a Bloody Devil Award! << There it is, in all it's graphiti-ed splendour. To Devil's Kitchen, the mighty edjog says,
"I thank you sir, by fuck!"
The instigating invective was from "What the fuckin'ell do you think you're upto Tony & Co?" and i reproduce it here in the spirit of waving a massive knob around:
"In my name? In my fucking name? You disgusting cringeworthy shitbags: not in my bastard name you don't. I've done some fucked up shit in my time, but you lot are proper fucking scum. Oh aye, you need them fucking steel gates and armed police alright, and the way you're going it won't be to protect you from terrorists either. You horrible bastards: you honestly make my fucking stomach turn."
Devil's Kitchen had this to say:
"Definitely a good few gratuitous insults there, and we are happy to include our government under the definition of "objects of public derision" so that qualifies nicely; good work!"
DLA's, i have to tell you, i meant every fucking word of it and it was only the fact that you'd have got bored of reading it that stopped me there; the slimey little excuse peddling cunts.

Nods: Great Britain, not little England: Brighton Regency Loony [my fellow awardee and now in the blogroll]

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Anonymous some_maineiac said...

good for you, mate!

in regards to all this recent keyboard activity, i suppose it's impossible to expect you to give it a rest....

"i got blisters on my fingers!"

17/1/06 12:06  
Blogger edjog said...

I wouldn't have thought so mate!

17/1/06 12:18  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

hey, FYI, your Google Ad for firefox doesn't work when i tried to download to my PC at work (not sure if it worked for me at home, either)...pardon the ugliness, but i'm not good enough yet to capture the exact screen, so here's a cut and paste of the error

The requested URL /referrals/FirefoxGoogleToolbarSetup.exe?hl=en&ai=BK2m6gwzNQ-_-F6rG4QHY0K1g44CgDbuy888BxY23AQAQASCQnN8DSKI5UOfsqesDoAG1lcj9A8gBAoACAZUCAjc4Cg&gclid=CNXstfL40YICFRJJPgodyAQSBw was not found on this server.

this happened after i agreed to terms and conditions...i'll just go straight to mozilla but FYI!

17/1/06 15:30  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...


just voted for you. going to sign up to that thing as well

17/1/06 16:33  
Blogger edjog said...

Yeah some_maineiac, i was checking my Google Adsense report and was surprised that it didn't show a new Firefox referal (it only does it once you use it for the 1st time).

Dunno what the problem is, i've visited the link myself and downloaded successfully, but then again, their system can tell that i'm using a mac so it's requesting a different file from the server than when you do it with a pc.

I've reported your error code to the Mozilla Webmaster. It may just be that when you requested that file they were in the middle of some housekeeping, or even replacing the file with a newer version.

I'll keep you posted if/when i hear anything.

Hey Michael, thanks! It's childlike for sure, but it's nice to have one's efforts recognised, eh? By fuck! I'll have a trawl through thumping the tub and vote for anything gratuitous i find!

17/1/06 21:15  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

no hurry for it, i got what i needed (the browser), i just wanna make damn sure you don't get cheated out your dough for posting the ad! a man's gotta make a living, eh?

17/1/06 21:23  
Blogger edjog said...

Good God alive! I don't make a living out of this! On a good day my readership is only about 20 individuals! The day Meaders recommended me as a "potty-mouthed anarchist", stating that this is a good thing, on Dead Men Left, i got about 130 individual hits (BlogRankers tracks individuals rather than simply page hits), which is the highest it's ever been, i think. I wouldn't mind doing so though, but for now it's just a way of using up mental energy while i'm doing other stuff to stop me worrying over things that often do my head in; usually pointlessly.

The readership's creeping up since i've started this campaign to get Blair & Co nicked, but i literally get micropence for the ads.

Gotta get more readership, but i frankly can't be arsed to trawl through a lot of the "my cat tinky-winky's adventures" stylee blogs that make up a lot of the blog exchange hit trader schemes i'm listed on. My Technorati numder has dropped 150K-ish to Rank: 494,403 so i'm going to start using their Tags in my posts: it might help.

But the real currency of the net is links. I need to get more links from other peoples blogs. But then again, i'm not about to start talking out of my hole or moderate my language to get approval.

18/1/06 00:23  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

you mean this isn't a get rich quick endeavor?? i'm shocked! shocked to find a man not motivated by greed!

i clicked twice and the tubthumper clicked at least once, so you're 3x micropence richer at least...

18/1/06 02:58  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

ironic that you should attract an enigma from the US, whose blog, on the face of it, sometimes gives an impression of "my cat tinky-winky's adventures" and attracts a like-minded readership, but the real value is in the opinions expressed within, which attracts a much more interesting sort of person...

gotta take the good with the bad, i guess!

23/1/06 13:35  
Blogger edjog said...

Yeah, i'd be willing to bet money and sex that my politics are way radical compared to hers, but she seems like a goodun, so i thought i'd leave her some words of support: sounds like she fucking needs 'em with the grief she's getting off US spooks!

It's been a traditional problem for 'revolutionaries': bitching over fine points of doctrine. Fuck it, i say. We'll not see any kind of egalitarian utopia while i'm alive, so i'll support anybody who's heading in what seems like the right direction. Even if it's just trying to hold illegal environmental poisoners to account. It's all chipping away at The Man, as shane would say.

That's part of the problem though, because whilst there are formal conspiracies amongst our elites, what we're up against doesn't need them, it's fundamental in us all. An obsessive compulsive disorder caused by fear of privation and exacerbated by fear in general: greed.

That photo of her dog "Fluffy" made me laugh mind: "The destroyer of worlds"! Fucking brilliant! It did look like a fucking psycho too, and i should know!

Actually, anybody not seen it: check it.

It's nice that she popped over, makes me think my evaluation was correct: she's a goodun; s'about respect innit? I'll be surprised if she comes back though.

25/1/06 02:09  

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