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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Flaming Mouse!

So, some 81 year old American tosser threw a mouse into some burning leaves right... and the mouse ran into his house which caught fire! The place and contents were totally fucked. How fucking cool is that? It's fucking hilarious as well mind: poetic justice. I'm serious: check it.

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Anonymous some_maineiac said...

what's a "tosser"?

11/1/06 12:24  
Blogger edjog said...

a jerk off, monkey spanker, chicken strangler, dickhead, idiot, etc. check it. And please don't think i meant all Americans are tossers: there's good evidence; but then again we're not so clever over here either.

11/1/06 17:41  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

beautiful!

not offended!

urban dictionary is now in favorites!

11/1/06 19:09  
Blogger edjog said...

Yeah, Urban Dictionary is cool. I'm guessing you're using MS Internet Explorer� as a browser, some_maineiac? As i realise that the right hand sidebar of DLA appears well down the page using IE but there is a permenently updating "word of the day" from UD and link to it at the top of that sidebar.

This happens because Excrementer� is not yet compliant with modern Cascading Style Sheet (CSS) coding and does not properly implement margin and pixel padding information. I'm planning on rearranging my code to take account of this, at some point, but in the meantime and for a variety of other reasons, which can be summed up best by saying it's just better all round, i'd advise you to get Firefox and use that to browse the net instead. It's true that if you download it using the link i've supplied, i'll get paid $1 from Google AdSense, but if you don't want that to happen, you can use this link instead, where i will merely be credited at Mozilla with having recruited another person to the cause (there's no financial benefit in this, it's just cool) or follow the last link to just get it free from promoting my cyber-stock, as it were. I honestly don't care: the software is free and so good it speaks for itself.

12/1/06 00:09  
Blogger shane said...

Awesome story. Talk about instant Karma.

12/1/06 05:29  
Blogger edjog said...

Innit? The sad truth of the matter though is that far from learning a lesson about cruelty, if the daft old bastard is at all like what our society would seem to suggest the vast bulk of westerners believe in, he'll make it his life's mission to eradicate mice from the face of the earth.

It'll be "The war on Rodentism," New Mexico stylee, "Tough on mice, tough on the causes of mice." By extension of course, that means vegetarians also, the pinko cheese eating liberal scum! In fairness, i'm one and i'm eating a cheese and onion pie right now. So there we have it: a clear link between vegetarians and Al Cheeseda: a militant underground network of state sponsored rodentism!

State sponsored? That's right: Holland! The dirty Dutch with their pot smoking, legal prostitution and Edam. We'll ignore Switzerland because as long as we keep stashing our money there, we'll be in a position to disuade them from the evils of fondue.

I can hear you thinking, "But mice don't even eat cheese." What kind of pinko leftist rodent supporting anti-American anti-Semite enemy of the people are you? Haven't you ever watched Disney? Anti-Semite? Oh yes: mice aren't Kosher are they? Anyway, were mice on Noah's Ark? I've heard Pat Robertson will be interviewed for Fox News this very evening, where he'll explain why this question is at the heart of the matter, because mice are clearly the work of Satan.

Actually, i've gone far more overboard with this than i intended, but it's turned out quite funny eh? So i'm gonna post it on The PBA.

12/1/06 21:26  
Blogger pocketpunk said...

splendid..love it

13/1/06 18:29  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

edjog, if i can figure out how to access your site with my hopelessly outdated home PC, (don't even fucking ask!) i will gladly contribute $1 to your coffers in hopes that you meet that magic "100 hits on google adsense" number...i am, after all, a citizen of the greediest nation on the planet and can well afford it..in the meantime, you'll just have to wait (or sing, perhaps?) for your dough...

14/1/06 03:49  
Blogger edjog said...

Hey some_maineiac you don't have to pay the Dollar! It's totally free to you, it's just that Google have agreed to help promulgate Firefox with a built in Google search engine. The built in search engine facility is just one of the really cool things i was on about.

Plus tabbed browsing, it's great, you can right click (on a pc) or cntrl click (on a mac) a link and open it in a new tab of the same browser window, which makes jumping back and forwards through them much simpler, especially when you're trying to write about the content of one web page on another. You don't have to wait for the page to reload each time with the back & forward navigation function, plus some form pages don't keep what you've written in them if you navigate away.

And you can get custom skins too, i've got mine set to look like the computer screens on Star Treck The Next Gen. It goes well with the black screen of DLA!

But thanks for the vote of confidence mate.

14/1/06 06:35  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

ah yes, mozilla/firefox...much better now

(welcome to the 21st century, maineiac)

now i can work on that 3-day delay between your posts and any comments i wish to make...

many thanks for your assistance!

14/1/06 15:31  
Blogger edjog said...

You're welcome dude.

Innit cool though?

I must confess to having an ulterior motive for spreading Mozilla/Firefox. Ooh, here it comes, The Shady Underbelly of an Anarchist Conspiracy! My arse. No, it's simply that the Mozilla Project is an "open source" developement from Netscape and as such is open to further developement by anyone. So anyone who has a cool idea can code it and submit it to Mozilla or start their own project, which must also remain open source or they'd have to pay royalties back through the chain of developement.

This leads to faster, customer driven, improvements and also safeguards against companies like Apple or Microsoft, who are selling goods and services on the net, and who therefore have a vested interest in keeping us on their or their approved sites, from using the architecture of their browsers to restrict our access to any/all webcontent.

This is another reason to resist software which claims to be "family safe" because it is used to restrict access not only to pornographic webcontent but also political or philosophical dissent.

Seeing graphic sex may surprise a child, it is possible that without constructive sex education, it may hinder their sexual developement, but that is not the fault of pornography, rather the fault of those who would demonise sex and try to keep children 'pure'/ignorant. Whatever: it won't kill them; whereas ignorance of politics and war that is thus engendered may well.

BTW, some_maineiac, any luck sussing out how to form http links? Get the tutorial mate, it's a piece of piss and free also.

14/1/06 21:45  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

hey, bud, firefox is da bomb!

a big improvement over (are u ready for this?) netscape 4.7 (gawd, was i ever out-of-date)

i bookmarked the tutorial and will get back to it eventually, i was too busy setting up and playing with the new browser...

15/1/06 01:56  
Blogger edjog said...

Good man yourself!

15/1/06 15:10  

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