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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

That much?

I am 17% American
You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

So it seemed like a laugh at the time... I think i probably only scored that high because there were questions i had to answer falsly due to a lack of choices relevant to my life/attitudes. Quite what the picture is supposed to imply, i cannot imagine: i am a scantily clad young woman with an innapropriate taste in hats? Un-Americans like such women? I cannot afford clothes? She's waiting for me in Cairo or Paris? Er... hang on a minute... maybe i'll just get my coat!

UPDATE (03:24 06/01/25 GMT): is that Dubya's dog about to go down on her?

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13 Comments:

Blogger pocketpunk said...

29% American.....only because i get excited by tat...

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

25/1/06 11:43  
Blogger edjog said...

"And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch! "

I'd pay good money to see that Pp!

25/1/06 12:03  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

i was 18%. there is therefore only a 1% difference between us. i wonder what it is??

25/1/06 15:40  
Blogger edjog said...

Dunno, michael3t. I prefer to wipe my arse with the stars & stripes whilst you prefer a star spangled floor cloth?

25/1/06 18:42  
Blogger Disillusioned kid said...

I'm 32% American which is quite a turn up for the book! I demand a recount!

25/1/06 21:11  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

46% American and I live here...what a horrible example to be setting for the rest of my countrymen (or maybe the other way around?)


America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

it's not too bad of a place when you live out in the sticks...

25/1/06 22:52  
Blogger edjog said...

Yeah Disillusioned kid, i would too!

I've heard from mates that The Village NYC and parts of San Francisco are cool. I'll never know: couldn't get entry. Actually, i'd have liked to hike through Yellowstone, if that's still allowed. Still, there's always The Amazon, Madagascar, The Gobi, The Sahel, The Himalayas, The Ganges, Papua New Guinea, The Great Barrier Reef, Ayers Rock, New Zealand, Easter Island, The Galapagos, Angkor Wat, Norwegian Fjords, Arctic Blue Ice... so many places... so little money!

26/1/06 02:53  
Blogger shane said...

I'd be a proud Canadian in a second if they would take me, and yet ... 44% American. Shit! No matter how hard I scrub it won't come off.

26/1/06 05:02  
Blogger edjog said...

I think we all might have scored lower if this question had been included in the test:

What do you think of George W Bush?

a) The Constitution should be ammended to allow him more terms of Office.

b) He's a bit much, but we were attacked.

c) He should be lead around the world's major cities naked but for a pink tutu, plastic chimp ears and dog coller, leashed to two mustashioed transvestites, themselves done up in the corporate logos of Bush's masters.

26/1/06 08:04  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

shane, i even tried answering the firearm question with the obvious "i'm an american" answer, because I do own a firearm (small-calibre rifle which I use mainly for target practice) and it only increased my score by 2 points..."interesting" place I live in, lots of hunters..."the sound of gunfire, off in the distance, I'm getting used to it now"

26/1/06 13:02  
Blogger shane said...

LOL. What I wouldn't give to see option C become reality.

Where are you from some_maineiac? From your name, I'm guessing Maine. That's not a red state, is it? A lot of hunters where I grew up in Utah, too.

26/1/06 19:24  
Blogger edjog said...

"the sound of gunfire, off in the distance"

Bloody hell! I still jump out of my skin if someone lets off a party popper! I wouldn't like to think that there actually was lead flying around somewhere. People get killed by that shit, even accidentally.

We had some Mormons from Utah come round a proper den of iniquity one time. Somebody thought it might be a laugh to invite them in. They kept coming back, every day, spotlessly clean and hyper-polite for about a week; whilst all kinds of madness, drug abuse and crime was going off around them. I felt a bit sorry for 'em in the end, but they had to go: they were putting the customers off!

26/1/06 19:54  
Anonymous some_maineiac said...

shane, yes that is "maine" in the old maniac and not a misspelling...don't know what color this state is, i am ashamed to say that i contributed to the decline in voter percentage in '04....

hunters and part-time thieves, locally, ignoring posted private property and no hunting signs...nothing for them to steal anymore and i will have fun with their heads this year along about September, now that i can arise at an early hour ready to rock and roll...not much vengeance in the maineiac, a good mind-fuck is much more satisfying than violence, it reeks of intelligence!!!

and I do want to re-visit your "burning" post, shane, as soon as i get past this computers-at-work problem that i am currently working on....

26/1/06 21:31  

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