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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

URGENT: They've kidnapped Pinochet
WE NEED YOUR COLLABORATION [translation from Chilean Spanish]

AN HOUR AGO A GROUP OF DELINQUENTS (taking advantage of a negligence of the Security Forces), KIDNAPPED GENERAL (R) AUGUSTO PINOCHET! They have demanded $100 million for his liberation and warned that, if their requirements are not met within 24 hours, they will sprinkle him with fuel and set fire to him...

We are organizing a collection, appealing to your humanity to donate what you can...

Currently we have managed to amass:
7,800 liters of PETROL...
2,231 liters of PARAFFIN...
1,986 phosphorus boxes...
126 blowtorches and
231,985 lighters...
even so... we fear that it is not sufficient for the task, all donations, however small, are welcome... otherwise the unthinkable, he may be left alive...!!!
(thanks The GuNNer for the joke) jajajaja! xD

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4 Comments:

Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

i think i have still got some firelighters from my last camping trip - and we could stoke it with the daily mail

31/1/06 12:52  
Blogger edjog said...

Stoke it with Maggie Thatcher!

31/1/06 16:10  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

build a bonfire
build a bonfire

you must know that old tune??

1/2/06 12:02  
Blogger edjog said...

Oh aye! I'm not really sure where i picked up radicalism from, i was only 7, and my parents/teachers had decidedly conservative aspirations, but nonetheless: i remember it well!

1/2/06 22:50  

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